Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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