if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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