i need an iv and a liver transplant
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
tell me about the fingering
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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