FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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