I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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