There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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