Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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