Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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