I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
The Olympian is in my bed
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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