I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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