Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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