I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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