Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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