Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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