a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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