is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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