If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Randomize
