dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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