adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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