i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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