Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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