I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
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