Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Go christen that room with your naked body.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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