You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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