She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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