Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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