You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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