the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
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