craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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