You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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