Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
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Goodbee
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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