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I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
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