Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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