I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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