is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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