ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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