Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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