i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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