And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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