Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Holy shit dude........stairs
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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