i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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