Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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