I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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