i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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