with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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