"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
