plz talk dirty to me
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
My legs feel like baby dolphins
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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