Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
she smelled like a LAN party
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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