The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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