So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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