i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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