I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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