I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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