piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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