At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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