i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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