I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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