I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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